/ 13 April 2013
While enforcing new laws limiting the availability of firearms – which include extensive background checks focusing on telltale information like whether a buyers 7th generation grandparents were known to argue – the main goal is to make sure that the nation’s children are safe while being educated.
“It is crucial that we educate this generation on how dangerous, impractical, and unneeded private
gun ownership is”, said Brady Campaign spokesperson Debra DeShong Reed. “Due to the recent school shootings, we now have an excellent opportunity to more easily reach our goal: safer, defenseless, and controlled communities for men, women, and children alike”.
The Brady Campaign has been working with the Whitehouse to help create solutions to the nation’s gun control issues. “We cannot have our nations parents worrying every day about whether or not their children will come home from school. Guns are the root cause of this worry, the evil that has caused unrest and a lack of safety in our communities”, said the President in a press release this morning. “That is why I believe it is important to station police armed with assault weapons throughout schools to keep children safe.”
By blaming recent shootings on the availability of firearms, the President aims to educate children on how dangerous these weapons are. Meanwhile, he finds it appropriate to protect these students using firearms.
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