BOSTON – After being dumped by her boyfriend [John] a few months ago, BU student Jessica Jensen is now telling everyone that she is, “totally over him”. Once again a socialite, Jensen now spends her time going out, meeting new people, and telling her friends how over her ex boyfriend she is. “Like, I can’t believe I even dated him. He’s such a loser!” said Jensen while looking at John’s Facebook on a Friday night at 11:00pm. Now that John has a new girlfriend, Jensen has become even more vocal about how pathetic she thinks he really is – pointing out how unattractive his new girlfriend would be if she didn’t have any of her attractive qualities.