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Google Glass Enables Fathers to Take their Children to Strip Clubs


SILCON VALLEY, CA – After distributing 8,000 pairs of Google Glass to contest winners, the products reviews have began pouring in.  Many testers are ecstatic about the convenience and style of the glasses, but the most outspoken enthusiasts have all been middle age men who are now able to take their children to strip clubs by turning on the Google Glass Parental Control (GGPC) feature.  “I use to have to sneak out of the house to go to strip clubs, but now I just tell the wife I’m going…

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