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US Government Feels Cheated Out of Their Hard Earned Tax Dollars

WASHINGTON, DC – The US government is up in arms after discovering Apple’s impressive network of subsidiaries set up too low their corporate tax burden.  After working really, really hard on designing the current tax system, putting extensive time and energy into making seemingly effective laws, lawmakers report that they, “feel cheated out of their hard earn tax dollars”.
“We feel used”, said one I.R.S employee who prefers to remain anonymous.  “After working so hard on designing a system that we thought would work, big players in the free market didn’t even bother giving us our full and fair share – which is 35% of their profits”.
Despite extensive investigation it seems that Apple has in fact not committed any crimes, but simply found
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