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There are some days where my mind goes blank.  And on these days writing anything that is even slightly thoughtful is near impossible.  So, today I decided to embrace it – here is a completely pointless, but hopefully entertaining, post.

Bringing a girl home is always a slightly awkward experience…at least for me.  I’m always nervous about whether my apartment is put together – wont even bother if it is a mess – and simply don’t know how to carry a conversation.  This is with girls I’ve never met before…of course.  So today while playing around on StumbleUpon I came across a picture of some ridiculously fantastic bed that made me immediately think two things; 1) I NEED to sleep in that, and 2) Imagine bringing a girl home and the look on her face when she walks into your bedroom.

So, here is the list of the most bizarre beds I could find on the internet – and image (girls) if you were to walk into a guys room to see this, or (guys) if you were to bring a girl back home to one of these.

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“hey babe, could you hand me those pillows?”

Chubby chasers, chase no more!

Chubby chasers, chase no more!

spring-bed

Don’t jump on your bed, jump with your bed.

"Want to see my banana?!  It's in my bedroom..."

“There is a banana in my bedroom…and what you’re thinking is only partially right”

Whether she's a hippie or a GILF, her heart will be yours.

Whether she’s a hippie or a GILF, her heart will be yours.

Anyone with a flying mattress could get any one to do anything

Anyone with a flying mattress could get any one to do anything

Even sleep in a coffin

Even sleep in a coffin

"You're not a dentist by chance?"

“You’re not a dentist by chance?”

To often would chicks want to be in the nest.

To often would chicks want to be in my nest.

Suggestive, and seemingly comfortable.

Suggestive, and seemingly comfortable.

Sorry to waste 2 minutes of your life.

-Sepp

 

 

 

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