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Once again, writers block.  However, today I did see a really, really ugly dog.  And I thought to myself, “if that thing was mine, no one would EVER take care of it for a few days if I ever had to do something.”  This got me thinking, and I started brain storming all the crazy pets a person could have that literally no one would ever be willing to take care of.  Here is a list of those bizarre pets:

1) Aye-Aye

"Hey!  Would you mind taking care of my Aye-Aye for a few days?"

“Hey! Would you mind taking care of my Aye-Aye for the weekend?”

2) Snakefish

"Bob, could you do me a favor and feed my Snakefish?  He eats children."

“Bob, could you do me a favor and feed my Snakefish? He loves company.”

3) Gumprecht’s Green Pit Viper

"I gotta head out of town for a few days.  Mind if I drop off Hermit?"

“Bro, I gotta head out of town for a few days. Mind if I drop off my Gumprecht’s Green Pit Viper?”

4) Giant Leaf Tailed Gecko

"Dude, I told me Giant Leaf-Tailed Gecko that he may be living with you this weekend and he look STOKED"

“Dude, I told my Giant Leaf-Tailed Gecko that he may be living with you this weekend and he look STOKED”

5) Angler Fish

"Hey Man, heard your powers out - sucks - want to borrow my Angler Fish while hit the country for a few days?"

“Hey Man, heard your powers out – sucks – want to borrow my Angler Fish while hit the country for a few days?”

6) Tree Kangaroo

"It's just for a few nights.  Plus, your kid loves Pokemon!"

“It’s just for a few nights. Plus, it’s a Tree Kangaroo, and your kid loves Pokemon!”

7) Muta Muta Mutant Turtle

"C'mon bud, please.  He's only killed someone, like, twice."

“C’mon bud, please. My Mata Mata Mutant Turtle has only killed someone, like, twice.”

8) Yoda Bat

"Seriously?  It's just a Fruit Nose Bat - just NEVER feed him after midnight, no matter how much he screams."

“Seriously? It’s just a Fruit Nose Bat – just NEVER feed him after midnight, no matter how much he screams.”

9) Polar Bear

"Please?  It's just a grizzly bear - we shave him so he doesn't shed!"

“Please? It’s just a polar bear – we shave him so he doesn’t shed!”

10) Don’t even want to look up its name – just WOW

If this was your dog...I simply doubt you'd have friends to ask.

If this was your dog…I simply doubt you’d have friends to ask.

Sorry to waste 2 minutes of your life.

-Sepp

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